niguhazombie:

juelzsantana:

satori-satori:

isabel simpson-kirsch

yooo

so based

  • 1 week ago
  • 5929

I want to suck some dick

niguhazombie:

shyclosetfreak:

niguhazombie:

shyclosetfreak:

This nigga is playing games.

so do it

I mean he has to call me first. Or text me or something.

you mean text you back i hope

just tell em

you want the dick

i’m pretty sure he will agree

  • 1 week ago
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"So three Black women in maybe two thousand pages of women’s magazines and all of them biracial or racially ambiguous, so they could be Indian or Puerto Rican or something. Not one of them is dark. Not one of them looks like me, so I can’t get clues for makeup from these magazines. Look, this article tells you to pinch your cheeks for color because all their readers are supposed to have cheeks you can pinch for color. This tells you about different hair products for everyone—and everyone means blondes, brunettes, and redheads. I am none of those. And this tells you about the best conditioners—for straight, wavy and curly. No kinky. See what they mean by curly? My hair could never do that. This tells you about matching your eye color and eye shadow—blue, green, and hazel eyes. But my eyes are black so I can’t know what shadow works for me. This says that this pink lipstick is universal, but they mean universal if you are white because I would look like a golliwog if I tried that shade of pink. Oh look, here is some progress. An advertisement for foundation. There are seven different shades for white skin and one generic chocolate shade, but that is progress. Now let’s talk about what is racially skewed. Do you see why a magazine like Essence exists?"

— An excerpt from Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s Americanah (2013)

(Source: bxtchplease)

  • 1 week ago
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niguhazombie:

moufwerk:

What’s a relationship without sexual compatibility?
That’s a friendship.
You are talking about a friendship.

  • 1 week ago
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shesnia:

naelojo:

Oh shit Miley.

P

(Source: mileynation)

  • 1 week ago
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leave-tyrone-alone:

me
  • 1 week ago
  • 10625

musingsofbee:

lexis-the-stick-figure:

Bitch, be gone.

ROTFL

(Source: blogtard)

  • 1 week ago
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celine-denvior:

baadgal:

fierrrrrrce:

too turnt

me all day.

ctfu, she tooo serious


WHAT VIDEO IS THIS?!

celine-denvior:

baadgal:

fierrrrrrce:

too turnt

me all day.

ctfu, she tooo serious

WHAT VIDEO IS THIS?!

(Source: churchyardofdreams)

  • 1 week ago
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days-and-dust:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

omfg

(Source: sopiasexual)

  • 1 week ago
  • 444320

Isn’t He So Romantic 😘

  • 1 week ago